the standing pig snake
And the aliens needed to scan and process data faster so they gave the standing pig snakes the internet and scan they did.
the standing pig snake was also responsible to create the fuel the aliens would use to travel light years to the next orb of info.
that fuel was created thru shit and decaying fatty flesh… the more the fat the better the fuel, the more shit the farther the fuel took them.
the aliens – always poking and prodding and trying and experimenting, introduced sugar to the standing pig snakes diet.
that addition and addiction and affliction helped the aliens goal of fattening up the standing pig snakes.
and the standing pig snakes shit and shit and shit, they grew wide and shit some more…
they consumed and became perverse.
the standing pig snakes shitting into water moved the shit fuel rods efficiently to the local “Wastewater Treatment Plant”.
it was the original “fracking”.
no longer a snake for snakes sake, no longer a pig who takes and takes and takes, they stood, they saw…
but they were no longer anything but a tool.
a mindless warm tool with a heart beat but without a heart.
and compassion and cooperation went out the window.
the trees and the seas eventually rose up to eat the standing pig snakes and chase off the alien elite.
the standing pig snakes should have listened to the trees and the seas.
always eat the apple.
reset.